Archive for January, 2012
Sex can be a wonderful thing…intimately sharing yourself with someone you care about (and if this isn’t true, you’re fucking incorrectly). But what’s the point of this whole thing if there’s no orgasm in it for you? P...
While skimming through my Facebook news feed…I came across the following status written by one of my funniest male friends: Just like every used car has to have a CARFAX, every used woman needs to have a HOEFAX…im n...
No matter what the reason was for breaking up, I find that I have always tried to remain in good standing with all of my exes. Even when relationships have ended on uber shitty terms, it is always good practice to take some tim...
#InRealLiFE Take 33% Of Something Vs. 100% of Nothing!! – @KennyBurns
Remember, 25% of a watermelon is always bigger than 75% of a grape #THINKBIG – @AnwaaKong
If you’re not mature enough to have a secure relationship, you probably shouldn’t be in one. – @LindseyBrianne
Niggas get cut off for being inconsistent everyday… – @ihatedonovan
#ThoughtsDuringTerribleSex let me tell this nigga I came so he can get the fuck up off me – @MadeOvSugar, Retweeted to my timeline by @SydneyJaneey
My brain is so open to unlimited ideas and possibilities about everything that it haunts me. It’s great at the same time, but scary. – @AndyMilonakis
#Mommausedtosay a wet puss and a dry purse don’t match. – @EPH_uu, Retweeted to my timeline by @BigTiggerShow